01.25.04

We had the East Coast-West Coast beef between Biggie and Pac and the battle for King of NY between Jay-Z and Nas. Now we have... Jay Smooth vs. Jessica Hopper?

Taking it to depths previously unreached, blogger Jay Smooth of hiphopmusic.com has recorded one of the first ever "blog disses" against Jessica Hopper and her blog, tinyluckygenius aka the Unicorn's tear. It's all in good fun, but Jay does such a good job on the track that it's down right hilarious. There's the "obligatory Biggie reference," venomous lines such as, "tiny.abstract about to catch a clapback/next time you post about me, watch your trackback," and even a Howard Dean scream thrown in for good measure. Sounds kinda strange, but in the end it somehow works.

Sad to say, but I think this song is really catchy. For a moment, I was almost motivated to make one against against hiphopmusic.com, but that would be like Nelly trying to dis KRS-One, not a smooth move. I'll just leave this to the pros. If you wanna download the mp3 and lyrics for "I Know Why The Unicorn Cries," click here.