This Ain't Nas Vs. Jay-Z...

01.25.04

We had the East Coast-West Coast beef between Biggie and Pac and the battle for King of NY between Jay-Z and Nas. Now we have... Jay Smooth vs. Jessica Hopper?

Taking it to depths previously unreached, blogger Jay Smooth of hiphopmusic.com has recorded one of the first ever "blog disses" against Jessica Hopper and her blog, tinyluckygenius aka the Unicorn's tear. It's all in good fun, but Jay does such a good job on the track that it's down right hilarious. There's the "obligatory Biggie reference," venomous lines such as, "tiny.abstract about to catch a clapback/next time you post about me, watch your trackback," and even a Howard Dean scream thrown in for good measure. Sounds kinda strange, but in the end it somehow works.

Sad to say, but I think this song is really catchy. For a moment, I was almost motivated to make one against against hiphopmusic.com, but that would be like Nelly trying to dis KRS-One, not a smooth move. I'll just leave this to the pros. If you wanna download the mp3 and lyrics for "I Know Why The Unicorn Cries," click here.

Posted by DL at January 25, 2004 10:53 PM | TrackBack
Comments

jay-z is good with his music but he will never be as good as nas sexy ass

Posted by: stephnie at May 15, 2004 08:53 AM

Gay-z What? Gay-z Who? KRS one the bridge will neva b ova. Nas is the king of nyc. The mother fuck'n general of Q.B (Queens Bridge). Nas is a rappers rapper. Gay-z is the most commercialized rapper ever. Dont get me started on 50 cent. Nas put 50 cent out there so fuck 50. 50 can be seen with nas in the booklet 4 da Nastradamus album standing three people 2 da left of Nas. Fuck interscope as a whole. Gay ass dre worked with nas on It was written album or I am..., cant remember one of dem then hes gonna attribute 2 one of Gay-z disses 2 nas super ugly i think the song was called, some bullshit. And i strongly believe dat cannibus killed ll cool j with second round knockout so fuck LL 2. Tupac was one of the greatest, and if no one else has the balls 2 say so, he was better then biggie.But no one (no one aight) is better then nas, but there is room 4 argument. I cant forget 2 talk about this def jam bullshit. Def jam has sold out. I dont know who the fuck is running shit over there but their fucked up. Now Joe Budden got beef with def jam and everybody's favorite (cept me shit) G-G-G- Gay-Unit. And the beef between Shaq and skillz is just fucking entertaining. Ill Will R.I.P yo im out. One Love ah ha ha.

Posted by: Nasir Jones at July 5, 2004 08:31 PM

Fuck Jay-Z! Queens Niggas run u niggas, ask Russell Simmons. Nas is the illest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: mike at July 22, 2004 08:32 PM

Nas is LAME!!! Their isn't no comparison when it comes to Nas and Jay-z!! Jay-z is the man PLEASE go back and do your history, Jay-z is consistant with his work Nas come out every 5 years!!!! If you are an artist that is your job to make music consistantly not when you want too!!

Posted by: Jarsalynn Eichelberger at July 23, 2004 01:17 PM

i think jigga slayed nasir on this whole battle shit. the TAKEOVER was way iller than the ether nas jus came out with a couple of disses but THE JIGGA MAN produced some realy leathal facts, not to mention the killer base-line on the takeover. JAY is the true king of NYC aint no denying ,he has basically proven that. the nigga has dropped eight straight platinum selling solo albums. now wat you think of that. R.O.C FOR LIFE.......

Posted by: p-one at July 26, 2004 01:55 PM

GOds son all the way nas is better and more original so respect the man nas is real jay-z is an entertainer yea he makes some good music but do you really think he writes all that........hmmmm good question

Posted by: tu intiendes at August 4, 2004 12:22 AM

Yall jayz fans dont know shit . wat de fuck u chattin . If u would know shit den u would know de king is Nas , ok so jayz has sold more albums wat de fuck dos dat matter? Takeover was a diss to Nas on de blueprint and den Nas responded wit Ether, de best diss song eva. And den Super Ugly came out. It wasnt even supposed to come out but it got so commercialized on some ny radio sation dat it was thought to be a single. As Damon Dash said: It was supposed to be mixtape material yea dat shows how chicken gayz was by not making it known as an actual diss. Man i dont wannna go further man even fat joe, FAB and even 50 are betta dan jayz

Posted by: GrandMasterPimp at August 13, 2004 06:57 AM

Nas is the best living rapper, i want him to have beef wiv 50 cent and gay unit he wil destroy them

Posted by: Robbo at August 17, 2004 11:58 AM

Bravehearts, bravehearts. Wat da fuck is dat?? Who da fuck is NAS?? He ain't shit. This is for y'all who like NAS... It's like, they shootin, aww NAS u shook. HOLLA

Posted by: Birdman at August 19, 2004 04:18 PM

Nas is the greatest rapper of all time pac new that was his only competition he said it jay is 38 trying to be a teenager grow the fuck up u pedifiler and 50 cent need to calm his ass down actin like a loose pitbull b4 somebody CLAP hia ASS!

Posted by: hot tub tony at August 28, 2004 03:12 AM

NAS is da man..........gay-z rap about bitches but NAS keeps it real........even PAC knew that.

Posted by: K to da G at September 5, 2004 01:40 PM

Jayz Is Definelty A Good MC Aswell As Consistent! But "Consistent" Dosent Make You GREAT? Albums/Singles/Hits Make You. And "NAS IS THA GREATEST MC EVER", "DEAD OR ALIVE". And "Yea I Said It". Sample This Track "Gods Son - Last Real Ni**a Alive". And Tha Battle Between Jayz "Takeover" To Nas "Ether". My God Hova Needed Ta Make A 2nd Diss, Nas Humilated His Ass!! "You Thirty-Five In A Karate Class!! You Tae Boe Ho" Hahahhaha Thatz Gangsta. But Tha Top 5 Greatest MCz Ever Go Down Like This {1.NAS 2.TuPac 3.KRS-1 4.Rakim 5.Eminem}

Posted by: Suhail at September 7, 2004 04:34 PM

yo fuck jay z he came out with mostly dum ass shit. Nas is the man who really taken the game in his own hands. yo nas wrote a song that explains it all and it was If I Rule The World.


Posted by: jj at September 9, 2004 08:47 PM

nas a fucking rapper,u dont compare him to jay,fa sho jays the king for life aiight,dump ass nas fans ,yall gotta go live with him in his broke ass ghetto,QB,hahahaah,r o c runs this shit right heree

Posted by: osahon at September 14, 2004 04:33 AM

yo Jay z is better than Naas. I can't even explain how.But he's just the best rapper alive nigga ask about him.I know quality when I see or hear it.Nas may have better facial featuers than jigga man but the rapping skills just ani't up there.the top 5 rappers proves that jigga is better than Naas.oh and I spell Nas with double a's porposly.the top ten are in order from greatest to worst.1. Biggie Smalls 2.2Pac 3.Jay z
4.50 cent 5.naas his name doesn't desevre to be in capital letter only the best.HOLLA BROOKLYN ALL DAY!! JIGGA NAN JAY-Z ALL DAY EVERY DAY.

Posted by: missy me at September 26, 2004 01:35 PM

There is no way in hell Nas is better than Jay-Z in any way whatsoever. God, when was the last time anyone paid any sort of attention to Nas? Jay-Z is so intelligent with his lyrics nd business sense... it just can't be denied.

Posted by: Janice at October 30, 2004 03:02 AM

fuckenn nas is da man u can tell ther both sikk rappers and i respect jayz but nas just spits better, best rapper alive forsizz u just gotta listen to him more and ul get it, he is so much more intelligent then jay z all he fucken talks about is his cars fuckkk thatt nas spits way more iller shitttt i cant even fucken rite a punch line cause his whole verse goes together
NAS is fuckkenn wayy betterrr

Posted by: rayray at November 10, 2004 04:10 PM
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